Oh yeah, super offensive. My outrage meter is off the charts.

Love how all Gawker media are just a tad behind the times. This was shared massively two days ago across all social media. Get with it, people.

Oh yay. More nepotism where the child of some random famous person creates a career out of being...the child of some random famous person.

Jesus H Christ, hire a flipping copy editor. It does not take that many words to make a point or tell a story.

While I’ll agree the Outrage Industry often loses its collective shit over nothing this is an instance where outrage is valid. If the old fart is so irrelevant why is he speaking at this event? Your argument doesn’t add up.

Her ex should have right of first refusal, meaning if she can’t be with the kids then he gets first dibs.

Drew might want to give marriage a pass for awhile, although I always thought her and Tom Green were a bizarre yet perfect match. Anyone know why they split?

She still has her original nose -it’s just all wonky from the coke use.

It seems a fair amount of models are discovered in airports. I know someone who was offered a modelling contract on the spot when she was 15. her mother would let her do it and this woman resents her mother to this day.

I once had some sort of flu thing that opened things up at both ends. So while I was violently vomiting I was projectile shitting into my underpants. I had to hysterically scream to my then boyfriend to bring me more underpants. Several times. He finally told me to sit on the toilet while handing me a bucket. Turned…

God, I remember that. Showering and wondering how I could stop the flow long enough to get clean.

So the hipster wave of golfers finally gave up? I’m guessing squash or racquet ball is next for them.

Read about this yesterday. It’s some sick fucked up shit. Psychopath comes to mind.

I like them on certain body types,worn a certain way (sort of androgynous), but they don’t look good on most people, I’ll grant you that.

In addition, as the golden age of U.S. television becomes more like a collection of really long mini-films, other countries aren’t really as invested; foreign viewers seem to prefer one-and-done shows like NCIS, where if you miss an episode you’re not completely lost.

There seems to be some funny money biz concerning how she got paid, which is probably the real reason she resigned.

I know we’re supposed to say ‘alleged’ but I don’t think there’s much doubt an affair took place. What I can’t wrap my head around is anyone wanting to bone him.

Her husband’s statement is a marvel of denial.

Please, do not summon forth Madonna for another ‘acting’ role. The woman is appallingly self-conscious on film.

Rare is the time when cheating doesn’t get messy.