Gen Xers like me would automatically think of this.

Who has to fuck the goat?

Hate? Who said anything about hating her? I was just going to make some dumb joke about her bad opinions for fake internet points, because that’s better than being productive. Mocking someone’s bad ideas doesn’t mean you hate that person: it just means you think their ideas are bad.

“It came from a house in Flint.”

This entire comment section.

I’ve heard of Erin Brocovich. I’ve never heard about any massive chemical leaks in West Virginia. Who’s really in need of the attention whoring?

“If it was a one-time mistake.”

If you don’t believe in karma, then this is wonderful advice. Speaking from personal experience (and only that), I would advise to break up if you cheat right away. For whatever reason, that comes back to you somefuckinhow no matter how well you covered your tracks. I am truly convinced of this. It just isn’t worth it…

I would always rather know. I wouldn’t necessarily end a relationship over being cheated on if my partner was honest with me about it (depending on a million other factors, obviously), but I would absolutely end a relationship if I was cheated on and found out by some means other than my partner coming clean.

Duck is possibly the best meat out there. Goddamnit now I want some.

Good thing this isn’t one!

If it’s your job to do a performance you agreed to do and you don’t have mitigating circumstances ie illness, family issue , then yeah, I can blame her to just not wanting to work.

Bullies usually have the thinnest skin.

Right, which is why I don’t feel bad for her. If she showed ANY humility or good sportsmanship, I might.

Ronda Rousey displayed lousy sportsmanship and got her ass handed to her. Hope she learned some shit from the experience.

Most white people have no opinion about this song. Of the white people who do have an opinion, most are listening to, requesting, and/or purchasing the song. Don’t believe Gawker that there is some sort of organized race riot... the story here is invented for clicks.

Okay, but realistically, there’s no way she’s eaten at a Red Lobster in the last 15 years, right?

If white folks had actually shown up it certainly would have been a story.

why is this non story getting attention?