Damn... how’s your sister handling things?

These two are getting divorced because he’s a narcissist and she is no longer the trophy he married.

Her father is now her manager.

Nah, Danes have better beer. And are more fun.

If he has Irish citizenship then he is a member of the EU and can thus live in Sweden, no problem.

I waited and KStew did not disappoint: she did her patented lip bite.

Geraldine Chaplin - every time I see her I remember her farting in Home for the Holidays.

Yep, I saw part of one once and just sat there, amazed. Like I said, porn is whatever but I still find the whole award thing a bit funny.

That’s an interesting article, not just because of the side of the road bit. I knew nothing about her so enlightening.

Perhaps. But best at fucking would be an odd award. And yes, I know, I’m supposed to be super supportive of all people no matter what they do but nope, a dude who gets an award for being ‘best at fucking’ after fucking on camera is not my kind of dude. But if someone else is into it, go be you. That’s freedom.

I have no idea what this article is about in relation to the headline. Talk about straining.

What in fuck? This article is a joke, right?

Sorry, but I can’t stop laughing at someone getting an award for fucking. Porn is whatever but honestly, do you put that shit on your mantle?

No no no no no... you must buy cranberries and make it yourself. The canned stuff is nasty. And it’s dead easy to make it yourself. 20 minutes and you’ve got a gorgeous shimmering bowl of freshly made cranberry sauce. It’s the only way.

Did you mean ‘inanimate’ perhaps? She is always lifeless, though, so this is just a slight adjustment.

For a second I thought the guy on the left was the Deaner.

If anything, she has less expression on her face than usual. Which is saying something.

Thank God I live in a city and don’t have to deal with lawn mowers ever again. You put the fear in me.

Lawn mowers? I have to know what they told you to put you off lawnmowers.

Kate Winslet is like a lot of women after childbirth. Sneeze and you suddenly realise panty liners are for every day of the year.