What is up with that weird little extra bit of lip? And how lovely that one sister is more famous for her fake lips than the other sister is for her fake ass.

Same here. My kids can be total assholes. They’re teenagers, so they basically suck for a few years. I have no problem calling it out.

The first thought that crossed my mind was: diarrhoea.

Well, yes, but as long as you have enough napkins and you moosh it all together really well right from the start you’ll manage. Trust me when I say it is the ultimate.

I have no problem with porn but I do find it interesting that the article says Deen has been ‘heralded’ for getting women who are otherwise not interested in porn into it. Why would he be heralded for this? If porn isn’t someone’s bag then let them go be them and get on with your own thing.

Actually, I hate the kid but only because he looks like Satan’s spawn. The rest of the time I love the movie. Only discovered it a few years ago and while I know it’s cheesy bullshit I loved it. It’s one of my guilty pleasures.

I don’t have a picture but let your imagination run wild: Two slices of the most awful shite bread you can imagine. First layer: sliced turkey from the left over bird. Then, mayo and homemade cranberry sauce (why anyone would buy ready made is a mystery to me as making it yourself is dead easy), then a layer of…

Yeah, she’ll keep saying this... and then drop an album that says how she really feels. Don’t know much about her other than she is quite sassy. I prefer that to the old ‘hold your head high’ bs, which is just another way of saying, ‘don’t call someone out on their shit’.

You haven’t tried my stuffing. It’ll make you fart like an old man but you’ll go back for more, over and over again. :)

I have no idea if Selma is any good or not as I haven’t seen it. I was speaking in the larger sense, that it’s not a crime to say one thinks a film (or any other creative endeavour) is a piece of crap, no matter who made it. I missed the bit about him not seeing it, though, so my apologies on that count. You’re…

Exactly. Any press conference is going to expect that you’ve either indicated prior that you’ll be there (because you got a PR about it and RSVP’d or have credentials). When we’re talking about something on this scale there’s little chance they’ll let anyone in who isn’t accredited in some way.

Given my love of celery I did a bit of research and came across this. Yay for celery eaters.

You can make ‘jello’ from gelatine.

Former journo. And nope, didn’t ring a bell.

Yolanda hasn’t been secretive. She’s posted fifty million pictures a day of her various treatments for what she had been calling Chronic Lyme Disease. Then she started thinking the ‘chronic’ bit was from leaking implants, which makes sense. Two of her kids apparently have Lyme disease as well. And interestingly…

That shit should be banned. At least the chemical Jello brand jello.

I love celery. Hate jello (chemical fuckery that tastes like something you use to ship something). Love mayo. Don’t like mayo and celery together. How about just making a nice dip, put a pretty bowl out filled with carrots, cucumbers, celery, bell peppers, etc. and leave the jello and mayo out of it. But save the mayo…

You can get a press card by joining a journo organisation, such as the USPA if you’re in the States. In some areas you can apply to your local authorities - it varies, depending on where you live, if this is possible. You can also get on mailing lists for various organisations that might be beneficial to what you…

He’s not public about it but apparently quite involved. He and Jada opened a Co$ school.

Actor, rapper, and TED talks enthusiast Will Smith has earned a reputation for his very public thirst for knowledge, repeatedly insisting in his interviews that he is smart and intellectually curious.