Well, yeah! As I told one of mine, ‘It’s totally ok and natural to want to explore your bits but don’t whip it out in public.’ Standards, people, standards.

Sit the kid on the bathroom floor and shower while they play with something waterproof. Works a treat.

You won’t be alone for many years when hitting the loo. One of my kids, if anyone closed and locked the door, would sit there and knock knock knock knock knock, asking ‘What are you doing in there?’.

I was thinking the same thing. I’m middle aged and I won’t even look at anyone in their 30s, never mind 20s.

No way. She always looked like too much woman for his baby faced ways.

Yeah, I didn’t see it as a dig at JLo or the relationship but more Damon saying that seeing his best bud perceived as a numbskull during the time he was with JLo was difficult, because he, Damon, felt people weren’t seeing the ‘real’ Affleck.

I was thinking the same thing. When I look at pictures of my 19-year-old self the sins of life had not yet made their mark. My skin was amazing.

I know people who have gone there on their honeymoon. Have never understood that but to each their own, I suppose.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had that very same reaction. This image of her pulling the finger and letting one rip immediately floated through my brain.

I thought he was a purity guy?

I made my way through it but was left feeling a bit like I had to finish myself off.

She’s always struck me as fit. She’s thin but she’s also muscular and apparently works out a lot, both through dance and other things.

SJP has always been very fit so this is just bizarre.

Yes, I’ll take my cues from strangers on the Internet over something as significant as me thinking the writer should hone the skills a bit more. Really, there has to be something more important in the world for you to rage about.

Yes, fuck off because I’m bored with shitty writing. Perhaps you should get over yourself.

Really? Because I’m bored with bad writing? Go figure.

Never got either of them, then read Fey’s book. Was even less impressed because, quite frankly, it was so dumbed down and vanilla (or maybe this is just Tina Fey?) that I barely got through to the end.

Interesting article, I suppose, but really: “After all, Richards has visited the White House like 39 times.”

Why on earth do people still make sex tapes? I suppose if you have ultimate control of the final product but still, in the world we live in, why? So dumb.

Didn’t dare click but it didn’t ring a bell. I think I’m losing touch with the young ‘uns.