So this is was passes for coverage these days: some pictures from a phone with lame captions showing how above it all the picture taker is.

What is a Zendaya?

Despite not being religious in any way I’ve often thought being a nun would be an interesting way to go, as long as I had enough time to read and write. The rest of the time I could fake it for the free room and board.

Bloody hell, the younger Jenner girl’s lips are absurd. I wonder what it feels like to kiss with your lips blown up like that.

Yeah, not a dude fight, an asshole fight. And one cop/authority who didn’t whip out a gun.

I’m city folk, like most writers on Gawker but even I know that this is pretty normal. Cute... but normal. But hey, someone posted something and thus is one step closer to filling their Gawker quota and will get paid, so... WELL DONE.

Lisa Vanderpump faked that faint. And she faked it so badly there were no further questions as to why she never made it as an actress.

In that top picture she’s got Satan eyes.

These dimwits are apparently unaware that the hymen is broken for a whole host of reasons, not just due to sex. I hope they remain sexless forever.

Autumn is the best, hands down. Clothes are great, the weather is brisk yet inviting, the light is gorgeous, and it’s still warm enough to sit outside if you’re dressed appropriately.

Oh man, that is the worst. I once had the best bra ever. I mean one of those bras that is comfortable, attractive, and makes your tits look great. It popped an underwire and I swear I kept trying to wear it, tucking the wire back in, taping it, trying to sew it up. I eventually had to give up when the pain became too…

Well, that’s a relief.

I get that. I have a friend who has a relative who was a member of the SS. This was a beloved family member and it causes a lot of internal conflict for this friend.

In this case it seems slightly born of anger.

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Read history.

I find this really difficult. She is being judged in a ‘minor’ court because she was under the age of 20 when the events took place. That means she was a teenager and whether or not she knew what was going on I’m guessing there were larger circumstances at play, such as she needed a job and this was pre or current…

I wonder what happened to the chosen kid who was ‘spirited away’ by the Chinese authorities a few years back.

It would seem that yes, some do. Frightening, isn’t it?

Love celery, can tolerate kale, despise cauliflower.

Not sure he idolised him but he sure did love that show.