Hahaha—sleeping with their eyes open. Maybe it wasn’t that bad but he was just kind of a void. Poor thing. I hope he found someone who needed that sort of thing in their life.

John Mayer... he’s the ultimate man-child.

You mean the boring as fuck thing? Yeah, it wasn’t about him being nice and sweet and kind and loving and giving but yeesh, just so boring. He was essentially boring and not a single other thing. In bed, out of bed, taking a walk - he was an empty vessel. Just no intellectual curiosity or ability to have a decent…

I have to say I love Meg Ryans wardrobe in that film to this day. Most of it could easily be worn today.

Huh, was just talking about this with a friend last night. She’s dating a couple of different guys and both are on the short side. One she’s going to stop dating because she feels like a moose with him. The other is a bit more sturdy so she’s seeing where that goes. I think we decided it’s not the height, it’s the…

Which says a lot about him, I think. From what I’ve read (tonight, after wanting to know more about this) Papa Joe Perv offered him 1.5 million. Lachey said no but did not go for 50%. Considering the rumours that she cheated on him I’d say he handled himself well, has gone on to live a pretty stable life and Jessica…

Yep, smartest thing she ever did was surround herself with good people who would keep the train rolling. Think her freak father might have had something to do with that. I don’t finally her overly offensive, but I don’t think she’s overly bright.

That was her father, though, who didn't want the prenup because when they got together Lachey was the bigger star.

Wasn’t he the bigger star of the two when they got together and the lack of prenup was her gross father’s advice? She’s a dingbat, no doubt, and from what I understand he took less than half in the divorce, despite the lack of prenup and them being in California.

Miley, move out of the way. I want to check out the paper goods. Few things more fun than a rummage through an office supply store.

Marina continues towards full pretension. I once thought she was great but now just see someone slightly nutty, pretty calculating, and with their head firmly up their own ass.

It’s like a combination of Victoria’s Secrets Angels thing and a Project Runway ‘unusual materials’ challenge.

Not sure - I liked the 2nd but overall not as much as the first. They’re fun books, though. Might try the third, just to see what it’s like.

I’m wondering if I can ignore my family all weekend while I wallow in it.

There are so many great scenes. And I love Jessica Hynes. Think I feel a binge watch coming on this weekend.

So you’re saying it didn’t work out with Arsy Darcy?

First song I thought of when I saw the headline. Went and listened to it for the first time in ages. And was happy.

Spaced! One of the best shows around!

Nick Frost is hot because of that excellent brain and killer sense of humour. I’d like to be the middle of his sandwich with Simon Pegg.