49-year-old rookie cop? I’m all for following your dreams, no matter your age but wow, that’s a bit surprising.

Watch any of the Real Housewives shows and you’re bound to catch plenty of botox injections. But thanks for taking one for the team, guys.

The Lena Dunham is hilarious. Of course she came back from Europe with only pictures of herself. I imagine that happens every time she goes anywhere.

Yeah, whatever- She fucked Bill Maher, even after he basically called her a whore. This is not some empowered woman, this is a woman trying to sell a book. Give me a fucking break with trying to sell every woman as empowered, no matter what. Go fuck who you want - no one gives a shit - but don’t tell me that this…

Her singing in Mamma Mia was not good. Serviceable but not good.

Saw it many, many years ago and don’t remember the end, mainly because I thought the film was crap in comparison to the book. Perhaps I need to rewatch it, if there’s a copy around.

Is Meryl doing her own singing?

Keep your dick in your pants or wear protection and you won’t need to worry about it.

Sounds like a real charmer with that bullshit. I’m surprised the ex-wife didn’t knock her in the teeth now and again.

Well, at least she finally got him in the bath. Took her writing a film around that goal but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Granted, not often but while waiting for a haircut I’ll skim through and this certainly sounded like something I’d read there.

This reminds me of The Tourist which was so bad it wasn’t even ‘good bad’. Or Swept Away. I’ll watch it on Netflix, maybe, and wonder why she got such big replacement boobs.

Was just reading that Affleck is paying for her hiding in plain sight gig at the Bel Air. So she’s got something on him if that is true. Or else he’s like my ex and instead of dealing with shit he freaks out and chooses the worst possible way to make things ‘right’. I’m wondering if she might not be knocked up or…

I think Michael K called it: this is their Eyes Wide Shut. That man is a genius.

Half of this sounds like it’s been lifted from Cosmo or similar.

That is hilarious!

Liv Tyler is hit or miss. Roberts often looks like she needs a carrot. Or a sugar cube.

I had the opposite reaction. I was thinking ‘What in hell is she doing to look that crap?’ She was a beautiful woman, particularly after the adjustments, but damn, she is looking rough in this trailer.

Wow, she seriously does not look healthy. And this film looks like a Razzie multiple winner.

Totally forgot about that one. Might have to re-read it.