She called the kids hers? Yeah, I can see where that would make the ex-wife a bit pissy, particularly if the new wife was the mistress. Don’t co-opt the entire family, for fuck’s sake.

Nah, once she hits 60 they’ll move on to adoptions stories, probably with the slant that she can't adopt because age/pothead/impending divorce.

Six years? I’d say they could be clinging to one another on their death beds and the tabs, along with Celebitchy and the crazy lady with the fake blinds will STILL be speculating that this is all a ploy to take attention away from Jolie-Pitt. Because we all know that Aniston’s life choices, even a decade later, are…

The nut jobs at Celebitchy are going to go crazy with wild accusations about Aniston’s motives. May wander over there for a chuckle or two.

While neither of them do it for me Pitt has lost the hot while the dark haired one, despite those freaky brows, is definitely ageing much much better.

You forgot Don’t nitpick and/or nag, because that’s the latest from ‘sources close to Affleck’. Yep, poor guy was henpecked into fucking other women. Cannot believe that old chestnut’s being trotted out.

Unfortunately a woman at my kid’s daycare years ago discovered her husband was boinking one of the women who worked there.

And there’s nothing to stop her from blowing him.

And dudes who cheat tend to go for the lowest hanging fruit.

In a perfect world, sure, but if you have a job that requires long hours you might just need some help.

He is a gift to celebrity gossip. Dead funny and always an interesting read.

Scandinavia, right? I had my kids there. It was brilliant.

This is such a huge issue and one of the ones that could hold women back. In Europe, particularly Scandinavia, leave can be more than a year at 80% of your salary, with the leave being divided between the parents as they see fit. The leave can also be spread out over a number of years. It’s really up to the parents.…

The server getting involved is weird but yeah, it’s an odd way to kick off an interview. How very edgy.

Overall he kind of sounds like a dick but to be honest, saying that her glass is shaped like a famous woman’s tit does open up certain doors and I can imagine I’d say something snotty back as well.

Michael K is... I don’t even know the word. He’s offensive, hilarious, smart, and, in a strange way, usually has the most common sensical spin on celeb gossip. He deserves some sort of award.

Calling the TMZ show a newsmagazine is a bit of a stretch. I saw it a couple of times and it was like a bunch of high schoolers running around loudly whispering ‘Did you hear about... ?’ How old is this guy?

Me too. Which means I’m a cranky bitch most of the time.

I read it when all the Josh fuckery came out, possibly even on a Gawker site. It was bizarre to see video of them actually doing it.

Yeah, I’ve seen it and those people are just the kind of eye candy a Duggar needs.