Mine: My ex-husband fucked everyone, including my friends... but at least he didn’t fuck the nanny.

He looks much better without the layer of shellack he usually sports.

I make my bed no matter what. Not sure why.

But who will warn the males that an attractive female is within spitting distance? Yes, this is something they apparently do. The girls keep an eagle eye out for attractive women and if they spot one say a code word, at which time the males cast their eyes downward, lest they be tempted. When they’re stocking shelves…

Mine once got tangled up in my sheets (unbeknownst to me at the time) and I had to get out the door to catch a flight. Seriously went mental ripping my flat apart before saying ‘fuck it, I’ll deal’ and went to make my bed. There those fuckers were.

I*m both a night own AND a morning person, which means I get very little sleep. Throw in some kids and yeah, the bags under my eyes have bags of their own.

Yep, with all his features centred within a small area in the middle of his face who WOULND’T fall madly in love with him?

I hate all sparkly shit.

Pictionary. Strip Pictionary.

I am so hunting those down.

Well, that’s me fucked.

Are those things still available? Because I suddenly have a craving.

I rarely get my panties in a twist over a celebrity but damn, this guy is seriously making me thing filthy things. Wow and wow again.

The nanny, right?

Yeah, whatever. I think it’s time to stop worrying about that crap. I CAN be a bitch and I CAN be difficult. Big fucking deal. It’s part of a much more complex package that comes from being human. Time everyone just accepted this about the entire population and stop trying to avoid being labeled as such.

Yeah, I think I would have slayed him with a few choice words, then sashayed my ass right out of there.

Yeah, it’s a pretty basic part of the story - it was her stepmother.

Ha! Nope. :)

I’m fascinated by this and would happily spend years watching this stuff.

Agreed, although neither really did it for me.