That is a totally bullshit reductive take on the criticisms of the last season, and you know it. 

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads…

sTicK tO sPorTs!!!

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

There is a Cleveland sandwich shop where you get half off if you have a tattoo of a sandwich. Tell me it was a mistake now, mom!

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

“Oh, did you think I meant we were going to win against the Patriots? No, no, I meant we’re winning... IN LIFE! I just got my 10th sandwich for free at my local deli. I’m a winner.”

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Man that was an Easter Sunday the whole congregation will remember for the rest of their lives.

Username/comment synergy is always greatly appreciated.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Good, I didn’t want to have to see the McClatcher vomiting the football into the mouths of its young after a successful return.  

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

I call my work strategy "Deadspin on the toilet," its similar to yours but now my coworkers all think im gross for hanging out in the bathroom. 

“Lay down and hide” has been my work strategy for 15 years. The trick is to not get caught.