and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

Only when it’s convenient 

His looking-the-other-way game is in mid-season form.

By his government

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

As the 75% of Deadspin commenters who are lawyers can tell you, forming an LLC is not some magic wand that will protect the company from employment actions, anyway.

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

You really want to watch a person’s heart leap out of their chest and take an off-balance 3 before berating the surrounding teammates?

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

He does have the complete package.

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Sounds like you’re calling the Track writers around here a bunch of “fastest non-automatic qualifiers.”

This is pretty standard stuff. Gotta burn through those vacation and sick days before you leave your employer

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”