“Recuse Me, Bitch,” by Jeff Se$$ion$

Right?

Sounds like she has a google alert for her damn self.

Remove the google alert on your name. It will make your life much better. 

Dear National Democrats/Idiots/“Friends of Hillary”

I was out of the country for the last two weeks during the demise of Deadspin, so I am going to jump on your comment to post a quick goodbye. I am a person who in my personal life, puts a premium on politeness and civility. But in our media I rue the death of ill-mannered and ruckus concerning press. The fact is that…

More seriously, Mike Pence is never going to give up The Precious. So then the only way to do it would be at the national convention. And that would require delegate wrangling and wheeling and dealing. A president can’t simply “replace” his or her vice president at whim; they are both elected officials in their own…

Oh, really? Isn’t she just precious?  Bless her pea-pickin’ heart.

I just want to make sure: fyout-bhall, yes? I am saying that right?

Hey kid, you ever cut open a small animal?

RIP Deadspin. The desiccated husks of a story being posted a couple a times a day over there are just so, so sad. 

As a Gawker refugee who decamped to Deadspin despite only a passing interest in sports, this content speaks to me. Thank you. 

Might as well have Jezebel cover sports because whatever they’re posting over there at Deadspin is the written equivalent of wet shit and vomit outside in a bucket on a humid 95 degree day.

I'm so proud of jezebel for their great sports coverage! 

I really appreciate this. It’s awesome to have some sports coverage in this family of websites.

loosen up Megan & put out a little love to some of these unsung athletes

Thank sweet little baby Jesus that someone is FINALLY sticking to sports.

Is this a sports blog now? Two baseball posts already today? I am confused about the focus of this blog and, as such, will refuse to purchase items from its advertisers. Also, I really don’t appreciate the ads that suggest I am in the market for lady’s Depends, though I do admire the shade.