A couple years ago, my dad and I drove across Canada. We were supposed to spend the night in Winnipeg. Got there. Looked around. It was only 4:30 in the afternoon. Pushed on to Kenora.

Wouldn’t be the first time he asserted his dickweed....

Both former Mets.

Well you didn’t think he would have kicked the habit, did you? At least now the shoe is on the other foot, and he’s the one making the jokes. I’m sure the interviewer felt that Rex may have stepped on his toes a little by getting to the punchline first. But he may have been hesitant to engage in shoddy journalism like…

“Wait, why does HE get to do it??”

Do we know how this affects his throwing motion?

It takes a lot of effort to saw through a well-done steak. Even more effort to get the ketchup out of the bottle.

“Yep, [sneeze], after subsequent testing, we found [wipes nose] that the substance on his car [sniff] was almost certainly not cocaine. [Reaches for another tissue.] I think we have all learned something here today.”

How, HOW, did that only have 21 stars? That is a work of art.

He’ll have to get in line behind the Madoff victims....

And yet there is also this: the Mets might well never lose again.

I took it as Conforto.

No suspended sentences are usually less than you would got for straight time here (it’s usually used as a deal to make sure you do time if you violate rather than a way to SUPER punish you for violating, since if a judge wants to do that they can just give you the max after a violation anyway).

The all-or-nothing is, I’m sorry to be blunt, insane. My experience with suspended sentences is that you get a longer sentence suspended than you would if you just did jail up front. Is that the case in your jurisdiction too? Or do the sentences line up better?

It is increasingly ridiculous to me that we start out with the assumption that not only are we duty-bound to show respect to our country and its symbols, but that we must show that respect in very specific ways. That doesn’t seem like forced political speech to anyone else?

Disclaimer: I do criminal law, but not in Montana.

Don’t forget that their GM makes in-game decisions from his couch at home while (presumably) eating Cheetos by the fist full.

Don’t forget that their GM makes in-game decisions from his couch at home while (presumably) eating Cheetos by the fist full. 

This is perfectly Mets-ian.

What can’t be lost is that this was a proper use of “futz.” And there is never a bad time to use an appropriate Yiddish or Yiddish-derived word.