So, to paraphrase Ronald Reagan, “Thou shall not speak ill of fellow liberals.” 😉

 Introducing kids to furries before there was an internet to do the job.

Wow. I don't think you will find anywhere else people who are willing to dedicate the time, resources and talent.. to be dicks to each other. 

 From 0 to Godwin's Law in 2 posts!

 This is the Internet. We make a sport out of intentionally misinterpreting things. Sort of like the people who re-edit movie trailers to turn Toy Story into a horror film or The Shining into a feel good film. There are endless articles about "How X is secretly terrifying." The thing is, WE KNOW THESE ARE JOKES! There…

Maybe.

How many people you wanna bet tune in for the first episode because they think it’s going to be a Resident Evil thing?

 PAYING for FREE shipping. That will always hurt my brain. 

 I really hope they have a gift shop. I further hope that the shop has All Might on a sign which proclaims the name of the shop as "One for Mall".

Frosty is a Lich, and Rudolph is a mutant.

 Kind of sad that you always need to explicitly say that in any internet discussion. There is always someone out there who will say the wildest shit.. and mean it sincerely. 

The film board shall also no longer fund films where the villain is: a person of color, a person of size, a person, non-affluent, differently abled, unattractive, a religious minority, gay, a gender nonconformist, a species nonconformist, neural atypical. 

He’s also been a monkey.

 Haggard adult Peter (who I assume is 616 Spiderman) got me thinking. People often remark about how 8 years of being President ages a person. What is the effect of 10 years of near-death experiences as Spiderman?

He’s been a pig.

 Oh, but if they don't give time to the deniers, then they're "taking sides" and are no longer "objective". 🙄

If that lasts for more than 4 hours, consult your doctor. 

 Trying to cross off an item on her "before I die of radiation poisoning" bucket list?

Mineta singing "Learn to be Lonely ".

 You mean those things only a few yuppies had that you could beat a goat to death with?