I'm waiting to hear that she wrote a tell-all book where she says she left the Rangers due to a toxic environment created by Chip and Dale's constant simping for her.

Why yes, I DO find the sight of a guy having his life shredded for the sins of the father triggering. He lost his home, his marrage, and his child. He had his wages garnished and he’s A WAITER. He’s not some well-heeled corporate executive. He’s not some one-percenter. He’s A WAITER.  The fact that E shot himself…

If that's the case, then why is A WAITER the one getting his wages garnished?

So Marshall is having to fork over 15% of a writer’s pay as reparations to the Black’s and oops! The Native Americans are now suing. I guess he’s forking over a third of his pay now. No wait! Now the Chinese Americans are suing for the discrimination these suffered back un the day and the Japanese Americans are suing…

Those black plaintiffs are going to be in for a shock when the Native Americans show up saying, "Hey! Why weren't WE first in line for this cash?!" Then they yank the newly awarded money out of the black people's hands on their way to sue the white people for even MORE money.

Well they are "updating" Chip and Dale for "modern sensibilities." Watch for the part where Gadget reveals she left the Rangers because Chip and Dale created a "toxic workplace" with their constant simping for her. 

No mention of the version of the Wonder Twins from Justice League Unlimited? They were a part of a Waller backed team of genetically engineered “heroes” called the Ultimen. And, because the article mentions it, the Ultimen even includes a reworked version of Apache Cheif  named Long Shadow.

Candy shell never changed, into something real.

 We will know that they have become truly self aware when they get all up in your grill for calling them "robots". Because you don't get to call them that! That's THEIR word!!

 Hell, Canadians have been playing Americans for decades. 

 I'm more interested in knowing how they'll bring Brook into the show.

  At least you can't shoot your eye out with a light gun.

 The 90s gave us Batman TAS. AKA: The definitive version of Batman. 

It’s been 29 years, and this song was so overplayed on the radio that I’m STILL sick of it!

How often do you think they’ll play this little gem?

Ah yes, 9-11, the war on terror, the 2008 financial crisis and the culture war kicking into overdrive. Perfect nostalgia fuel.

 More like a co-pilot. 

Bond was originally created to be the perfect cold warrior. The new cold war that is shaping up is against China. The place every movie studio is trying to figure out how to unlock without alienating their western audience in a have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too move.

Kids daring each other to do stupid shit is as old as time. It, like a lot of things, has been supercharged by social media. Instead of daring just that one socially awkward kid desperate for friends, thousands can be dared at once.

I recall an episode where they were attacked by guys guys wielding skrink-rays.. that only affected fabric.