Football?

“You see son, in the 80s, phones were all attached to the wall by wires.”

“Luke.. I AM YOUR FATHER!” “That’s not true! IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!”

Yeah kid, I was your father’s partner. You know, they say that all it takes to keep evil from triumphing is one good man. In this case it looks like we’re going to need two Goodmans because, in all likelihood, the first Goodman is sleeping with the fishes. 

In this round of spot the reference: near the start of the Philbert episode you see a bird man flying by the house wearing a vault suit from Fallout. 

You may have noticed that it’s essentially a swimsuit with a Handmaiden bonnet. Meaning that someone out there decided to make a SEXY Handmaiden costume, because this is Halloween so OF COURSE someone would.

Stop Republican gerrymandering! Begin Democrat gerrymandering!

Overwatch is the most diverse came I can think of. Seriously, I name me a more representative game, I dare you.

A gold ring is a bad tip?

 You can shoot it to make it blow up early. You could even shoot it in mid-air, but my aim isn't nearly good enough for that. 

I’m inclined to think this was directed against Diane. Ana sold her soul to the Hollywoo machine long ago and this was a FUCK YOU to Diane. It was a “I’m just trying to succeed in my chosen field in a shitty world and this is how it’s done. I’m not going to change my behavior because that would be kneecapping my career…

A seasonal fav of mine.

What do you expect? The non-threatening, blandly handsome cardboard cutout boyfriend is pretty standard for this kind of show. 

So basically it's the Mario Party approach to PvP.

 Got to train boys AND girls to be good little consumers. Side note:why does the fact that they come in blind bags make them less of a horror such that even those who denounce them are going to try to collect them all?

Lancelot has just rescued you. Do you:

A little tape, and A LOT of patience, makes all the difference!

Who is the Gargoyle King?

You really want to feel old? There are people who say it is their CHILDHOOD dream to be a YouTube personality. 

 Yes, he was grouchy at them. However, when he went undercover a second time he took a big risk to protect Malfoy. He also taught Harry how to defend himself from mental assault, even if he wasn't "nice " about it.