You mean, they weren’t BORN TO RUN?

He was triple out. Forced, tagged, left the baseline. Only thing left is to be on the cover of Out magazine next month.

Knocking on the driver’s face and punching the window.

...in a manner that doesn’t result in the complete destruction of its internal organs...

I’m contacting the Social Security Administration this afternoon to get the ball rolling on changing my daughter’s name to Ryu So Yeon and crossing my fingers.

Good list on great subject. I would say Tasmanian Devil #4, Yosemite #3, never crazy about good ole Foghorn, and Pepe was a creep from the start

No love for Beaky Buzzard?

No Hassan Chop!? (shocking that didn’t make the list). /s

The lack of respect shown to Marvin makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

26. Getting an anvil dropped on your head.

#MePew

half man half a century

A perfect game is one where no one reaches first base. Also known as my collegiate dating career.

“And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

BUT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS DISTRAUGHT AND SAD ABOUT THAT DUMB JR SMITH!

JR deserves his share of the blame, but any of the other Cavs could and should have called timeout when JR didn’t immediately put the shot back up. Lue should have been running over to midcourt screaming for a timeout. And Lue should have made absolutely sure everyone knew exactly what to do if Hill missed that second…

Pretty sure Bills Draft Party should be moved to Character Concerns.

I didn’t know what to make of all that draft coverage until Schefter added his 4 cents.

Virginia is here to fill that void.

Can’t believe Miami walked out of Chapel Hill with a win.