Police Chief: “Alright, boys. We got an individual that went missing after a day of skiing. Now, we don’t have a lot to go on. According to the tip we got, he was last spotted on Whiteface Mountain . . . No, they couldn’t be any more specific. So we are going to start with every ski resort in New York and then work…

Big sporting events in which you don’t have a vested rooting interest offer a binary choice between the underdog and the favorite.

I used to have a backyard telescope. Didn’t use it much to look at planets, but I did use it to watch Mary-Anne Goldstein across the street through her bedroom window.

Whereas, the American Flag is the greatest symbol of freedom the world has ever known, standing for life, liberty, the American dream and the millions of American men and women who fought, and died, to defend it

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in…

Half man, half octogenarian

In other news, Dean Koontz was seen sneaking away from Winters’ home with a wrench in the pocket of his elasticated slacks.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

...in which case you should just give him a hand job.

Fuck Roy Moore.

Aren’t long flies over 300 ft always bad for pitchers?

more McAfee, less Collinsworth...please!

Someone tried it, read here.

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

The Chancellor, Vice Chancellor, AD all resigned soon after (Vice Chan and AD were right away, Chan was two years later) this first broke many years ago. The football staff was cleaned out. The athletic advising corps was gutted and reorganized. The Department in question was gutted, renamed, and refocused. The school…

Not being sure which HDR standard will win that war, I would say if you’re okay spending a little more, and waiting for shipping, you should look at the TCL 55P607. Amazon sells it for $650 and it supports both Dolby Vision and HDR10. Unfortunately I can’t tell you how great the set is as I’m waiting on mine to ship,…

Not being sure which HDR standard will win that war, I would say if you’re okay spending a little more, and waiting…

I just got it from Costco last month. It’s a pretty good product. It’s just not super bright.

I just got it from Costco last month. It’s a pretty good product. It’s just not super bright.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Bill Burr showed the only proper way to deal with Philly folks.

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