made this year’s NL all-star team

What flavor of pie?

That was a clean block.
- Gerald Henderson

Oh, sure, the 40 year old with three kids depending on her can just hop out of the workforce and live without income for 4 years to get that “free” degree. Or maybe night classes after the kids go to bed, for a lot longer?

They should definitely do this but a realistic approach would be to wipe out all current interest and to make all student loans interest free. That allows people to be accountable for the 50k student loan you took out to go to X school, while not destroying your life when you have some trouble after college and arent…

Snrk. Mulvaney was trying to signal you not to answer, and you forgot that you guys agreed on the signal, didn't you?

It was probably a pre-arranged signal, but President Dementia forgot what it was supposed to mean.

IMHO, the coughing was an excuse to get out of a tough question.

The paranoid theorist in me wondered if Mulvaney was fake-coughing to try to stop Trump from saying something about his finances.

There were three “almost”s in that paragraph, and they’re all currently in the hospital with hernias.

“So, it says here you spent four years as Coordinator of Janitorial Services at Amazon.com...?”

What you don’t know his girlfriend is the chair from Yi Jianlian’s workout video. 

Oh, I thought you said it was a Meyer Lemon Party!
/puts pants back on
/leaves quietly

As someone who has been a professional chauffeur for 22+ years and an UberBlack driver for 6+ years, this is all laughable. Uber came at a critical time for me and help me over a crucial shift in my working relationships.

Counterpoint. Any Ohio State NFL qb ever 

Fun fact! Dave Brown, before he was a Duke Blue Devil, played for the Westfield High School BLUE DEVILS!

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

The SAT material is pretty bottom line. Can you write a passable essay? Do you have a solid vocabulary? Can you do basic math with variables? Every single person in high school should be able to do this, or we have failed. (Hint: we probably have failed.)

Never Forget

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”