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Knocking on the driver’s face and punching the window.

I’m contacting the Social Security Administration this afternoon to get the ball rolling on changing my daughter’s name to Ryu So Yeon and crossing my fingers.

Good list on great subject. I would say Tasmanian Devil #4, Yosemite #3, never crazy about good ole Foghorn, and Pepe was a creep from the start

No love for Beaky Buzzard?

No Hassan Chop!? (shocking that didn’t make the list). /s

The lack of respect shown to Marvin makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

26. Getting an anvil dropped on your head.

#MePew

half man half a century

A perfect game is one where no one reaches first base. Also known as my collegiate dating career.

“And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

BUT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS DISTRAUGHT AND SAD ABOUT THAT DUMB JR SMITH!

JR deserves his share of the blame, but any of the other Cavs could and should have called timeout when JR didn’t immediately put the shot back up. Lue should have been running over to midcourt screaming for a timeout. And Lue should have made absolutely sure everyone knew exactly what to do if Hill missed that second

Pretty sure Bills Draft Party should be moved to Character Concerns.

I didn’t know what to make of all that draft coverage until Schefter added his 4 cents.

Virginia is here to fill that void.

Can’t believe Miami walked out of Chapel Hill with a win.

Police Chief: “Alright, boys. We got an individual that went missing after a day of skiing. Now, we don’t have a lot to go on. According to the tip we got, he was last spotted on Whiteface Mountain . . . No, they couldn’t be any more specific. So we are going to start with every ski resort in New York and then work

Big sporting events in which you don’t have a vested rooting interest offer a binary choice between the underdog and the favorite.

Whereas, the American Flag is the greatest symbol of freedom the world has ever known, standing for life, liberty, the American dream and the millions of American men and women who fought, and died, to defend it