Half man, half octogenarian

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

...in which case you should just give him a hand job.

Fuck Roy Moore.

Aren’t long flies over 300 ft always bad for pitchers?

more McAfee, less Collinsworth...please!

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

The Chancellor, Vice Chancellor, AD all resigned soon after (Vice Chan and AD were right away, Chan was two years later) this first broke many years ago. The football staff was cleaned out. The athletic advising corps was gutted and reorganized. The Department in question was gutted, renamed, and refocused. The school…

Not being sure which HDR standard will win that war, I would say if you’re okay spending a little more, and waiting for shipping, you should look at the TCL 55P607. Amazon sells it for $650 and it supports both Dolby Vision and HDR10. Unfortunately I can’t tell you how great the set is as I’m waiting on mine to ship,…

Not being sure which HDR standard will win that war, I would say if you’re okay spending a little more, and waiting…

I just got it from Costco last month. It’s a pretty good product. It’s just not super bright.

I just got it from Costco last month. It’s a pretty good product. It’s just not super bright.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Bill Burr showed the only proper way to deal with Philly folks.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

“none of the all-seeing crime-prevention devices happened to flag a man who brought 10 automatic weapons with him to the Strip.”

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

Yuuuuuuup. The best thing he added to the season were a few outbursts of “Ball Don’t Lie”. One of those got him ejected 

Nuh-uh, all the Juggalos’d just pile into one dude’s car and escape

No they don’t, I just mean that it’s a bad idea in the U.S., even worse in a foreign country, which is why it’s surprising that no one at Netflix thought to take security seriously.

HeREEKiel SMELLSofIT - IT stands for “Intimidating (T)Clown”, because the clown lives in the sewers and eats children and quits on plays and lets down the whole great state of Texas by being a bad clown. That’s who you are, HeReekiel SmellsofIT, you’re a bad clown and I hope the discipline you get is Jason Garrett…