He is the actual worst and most toxic possible person

One time a guy in a F.B.I. shirt came up to us and he grabbed my gfs chest and he made a honk honk noise. very evil bad men

Whoa now. Leave shoe shining alone. Shoe shining is an ART.
Most people can’t do it!

The team sending people to his apartment and their insistence that he was at home just adds to that. I’m dead certain that one was the cable guy and the other was delivering pizza.

I’ll tell you what it means for me: Endless phone calls from sales representatives trying to get me to sign back up for the dribble. I NEVER USED THE DRIBBLE, AND I DON’T WANT IT BACK!

Yeah I have 10 days left at my current gig and I don’t have anyone crying about me on ESPN.

Eerie, PA

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

Had to doublecheck but Paul Wight is only 45. He was never quick but he was super slow in those clips. The setup for the superplex was painful to watch. That said, dude looks like he’s in the best physical shape of his career. Used to be that he was just large but now he’s kind of cut. No wonder Shaq pussed out of…

I actually would have offered to take his place once I heard he was a doctor. Especially knowing that they would compensate me and that I rarely travel with urgency. And yea, I have been bumped. I handled it like an adult and just got the next flight out. Not fucking hard.

No shit. Watching this trailer, I was transformed back into my seven-year old self, crapping my pants after reading the first chapters of my very first “grown-up” book. Never finished it (to this day), and left it on the floor for my mother to pick up and return to the library.

Break-It Ralph 2: Ewrecktric Boogaloo

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

There are plenty of properties where I might ask that question, but not this one. We’re talking about a 27-year-old cheapie TV movie that REALLY fell apart in the 2nd half. Tim Curry was great, obviously, but let’s not pretend like the mini was a milestone that can’t be improved upon.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

“I’ve only gone fifteen, dribble it out moron!”

how amazing would it have been if they rolled the ball inbounds and UNC ran away from it to avoid an incidental foul and UK ran away from it hoping it would go out of bounds, and millions of people just watched with bated breath as a ball slowly rolled 90 feet in anticipation of whether or not someone would…

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“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”