D.B. Pooper

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

David Carradine

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

And yet the story remains uncorrected. But why should I expect that from a Gizmodo property.

Ooooh. Well then. Thanks ;)

THE ACTUAL WRITER OF THIS ESSAY IS A TOKEN WHITE HOMOSEXUAL ON A FEMINIST BLOG YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

As somebody who works with drug companies (start ups and big pharma) through development to FDA approval to marketing, you are really spot on. Development is the time consuming process, and it’s where you spend the bulk of your money. Dealing with the FDA red tape is never fun or enjoyable. But the people who do this…

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

If you die in dodgeball, you come back as the kid in The Grudge

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

Notice it’s all girls in this game. The 15-year-old boys showed up already suffering from arm fatigue

I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

Wait a second.... while I agree with the general concept, your facts don’t support it. In fact once a black actor makes it, they tend to have more bombs than a white actor. Here is a perfect comparison:

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

I host cheap sex parties, too. They involve one person, some lotion, and end with tears.

Herr Ratface took a “health sabbatical” in the middle of the 94-95 season. Exactly nine months later, Grayson Allen was born. So right now he is out breeding Brock McManly, who will be nut-punching ACC opponents in 2032.

nevermind - note to self: watch before commenting.