Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

“If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?”

Keep grinding, brah.

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

+100000000000000000000000000

My take: LeBron is trying to come off as ‘above’ the Warriors by not calling them a rival. Our Great King James, he’s just trying to win games, no matter who the opponent is. (Note: this type of answer is also something one says after getting destroyed on national TV.)

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

As of today, he is now Angeles Costa.

has now entered the badminton history books.

Lame. There’s no way to tell how fast it’s really going because nobody even knows what a kilometer is.

Oh sheeeet.

Kylestaps Okbazingas

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

+C1

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

let’s not be over-Zeller-ous now with the name-shaming...