Can’t wait to get ready for the NFL season with my new#MomsLightBill. Thank you @JohnMiller for the Draft Day gift!

OR WHEN THEY DON’T KNOW THE FUCKING PLU AND WONT LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL THEM IT’S 4065 FOR FUCKING GREEN BELL PEPPERS

Rasmus finished in an 11-way tie for 116th in WAR last year.

Did police dust for Fresh Prints?

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

Eh, if he tries passing it to Johnson, it gets picked off by Villanova #25 who is standing between them.

The “getting hit by” problem could’ve easily been solved with “Bean.”

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

I’m more shocked she could get a hat that fit her ears so well.

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

Danny green isnt that far off klay. He just doesn’t shoot at the volume or play the minutes.

“Does iron deficiency cause bad attitudes? Ask Rusty Kuntz.”

Was it because he didn’t know what order the Packers’ offensive line had been introduced in?

You’re right. That professional boxer holding the championship belt looked terrified when the screaming black guy from the old spice commercials stepped into the ring and started yelling.

But coming in at number four with a bullet is a new name.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

He was 40.