sigma982

4/28/16

Can’t wait to get ready for the NFL season with my new#MomsLightBill. Thank you @JohnMiller for the Draft Day gift!

4/28/16

Interesting - I’ve noticed that usually when I accidentally use a word I wasn’t intending, it’ll be in the same ballpark as what I wanted to say, so that makes sense. Like, I’ll say “suffocate” instead of “strangle”. Or “you’re going to die tomorrow” when I mean “tonight”. Or “the firemen can’t help you” when I mean…

4/19/16

OR WHEN THEY DON’T KNOW THE FUCKING PLU AND WONT LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL THEM IT’S 4065 FOR FUCKING GREEN BELL PEPPERS

4/14/16

Rasmus finished in an 11-way tie for 116th in WAR last year.

4/13/16

Did police dust for Fresh Prints?

4/8/16

Agree. His mom has probably forgotten more about basketball than we’ll ever know.

4/8/16

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

4/7/16

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

4/5/16

Eh, if he tries passing it to Johnson, it gets picked off by Villanova #25 who is standing between them.

4/1/16

The “getting hit by” problem could’ve easily been solved with “Bean.”

3/30/16

-not an a-hole (maybe snarky, but not an a-hole) :)
[...]
...it’s all a matter of context. But it’s definitely a pet peeve subconsciously!

3/30/16

I wish my writing was better. It’s one of those things that I’ve always wanted to sit down, take some time, and actually improve.”

3/30/16

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

3/30/16

I’m more shocked she could get a hat that fit her ears so well.

3/18/16

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

2/26/16