Yeah I have 10 days left at my current gig and I don’t have anyone crying about me on ESPN.

Eerie, PA

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

Had to doublecheck but Paul Wight is only 45. He was never quick but he was super slow in those clips. The setup for the superplex was painful to watch. That said, dude looks like he’s in the best physical shape of his career. Used to be that he was just large but now he’s kind of cut. No wonder Shaq pussed out of…

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

“I’ve only gone fifteen, dribble it out moron!”

how amazing would it have been if they rolled the ball inbounds and UNC ran away from it to avoid an incidental foul and UK ran away from it hoping it would go out of bounds, and millions of people just watched with bated breath as a ball slowly rolled 90 feet in anticipation of whether or not someone would…

17

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

D.B. Pooper

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

David Carradine

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

THE ACTUAL WRITER OF THIS ESSAY IS A TOKEN WHITE HOMOSEXUAL ON A FEMINIST BLOG YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

If you die in dodgeball, you come back as the kid in The Grudge

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

Notice it’s all girls in this game. The 15-year-old boys showed up already suffering from arm fatigue