I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

I host cheap sex parties, too. They involve one person, some lotion, and end with tears.

Herr Ratface took a “health sabbatical” in the middle of the 94-95 season. Exactly nine months later, Grayson Allen was born. So right now he is out breeding Brock McManly, who will be nut-punching ACC opponents in 2032.

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

“If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?”

Keep grinding, brah.

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

+100000000000000000000000000

My take: LeBron is trying to come off as ‘above’ the Warriors by not calling them a rival. Our Great King James, he’s just trying to win games, no matter who the opponent is. (Note: this type of answer is also something one says after getting destroyed on national TV.)

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

As of today, he is now Angeles Costa.

Oh sheeeet.

Kylestaps Okbazingas

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest