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I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

So when is someone going to take care of this white pompous shitstain with a stupid name? He’s been getting away with this dirty entitled behavior for too long. And what a punchable face! Fuck this guy.

Aspiring Matthew Dellavedova Grayson Allen

Point spread was Iowa -11 or -11.5 from what I see, so there’s that

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I HEREBY CONVENE THE COURT OF OPINIONS:

Any meme where teens are as quiet as possible is fine by me.

Curses aren’t real. Ghosts aren’t real.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Makes me feel like an asshole for complaining about stubbing my toe on the way out the door this morning.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

I haven’t seen “erect” and “slapping” together in a post since the good ol' days of Mike McQueary.

2/5 hellas

Place sounds classy as fuck—chairs in the bathroom.

Diaz seems like the type of guy that would apologize if he bumped into someone

“Robbed by judges” seems like a step up from the usual Irish complaint, “fucked by destiny.”

let’s not be over-Zeller-ous now with the name-shaming...