This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

Wo Kao

From the headline, I assumed Mr. Chapman took inspiration from the Jets and broke Statcast by punching it.

I can’t wait to see Pete Carroll sign IK Enemkpali because there is no way the second Jet ever hit #insidejob #thetruthisoutthere

You’re a pissant.

Since Casey couldn’t be fucked to provide any information, here’s the source: http://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddar…

For me, this story is even more enhanced by the fact that classy-ass Bo Jackson came out to help Ryan out. Bo Knew Sportsmanship.

You’re assuming I read every comment in Deadspin. I don’t even think my joke was that funny....get over it. Ill star your poorly-constructed comment for ya so your butt feels better...

+1 Razor hot take burn

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

NOT the best a team can get...

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

Immediately what I thought too when it started describing long hallways leading nowhere and strange growling sounds.

I was just coming into this thread to say that, and I was humming 5 1/2 minute hallway from the Poe album.

I live at the end of a 5 1/2 minute hallway...just so you know.

I thought the same thing with changing hallways and growls.

Reminds me of House of Leaves.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…