Sergio Garcia compared it to playing basketball without a backboard. Henrik Stinston said it was like “putting on broccoli.” Rory McIlroy said that was wrong, it was more like putting on cauliflower, broccoli is at least green.

It’s possible to root against someone and still acknowledge the greatness of what they’ve done.

“We put a lot of time looking into character and factors that go into selection and retention of players. Color’s never been one of them. But since ‘black’ is by definition ‘the absence of color,’ we absolutely take it into consideration.”

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

AP and Chicago both say #3 should be hyphenated except when the adverb is “very” or ends in -ly (as there is no real ambiguity with -ly adverbs.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

Every time he swings hard enough for his helmet to fall off, he gets to fill it with nachos.

Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

*narrows eyes*

It was a typo, 599k.

So basically, the best way to avoid a farce of a game would be to have each team suit up as the other...

Not to defend the obvious racism of the piece, but how much respect does she deserve? She is, after all, lying for a goddamn purely psycho fucked-up butcher.

This is a tough break for some former Hoosiers, who will have a guy in a suit show up and throw a chair at them in a couple of years.

Arabic, Persian, who cares, emirite?

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

how about two red lights not dissimilar to trafic lights, right above or to the right of the crossing?

Maybe you should stick to Twitter.

how has nobody noticed that danny green is the one draining the three...conveniently demonstrating a great metaphor for both players UNC career?

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.