He will bathe in nothing but the finest recruiting letters, while eating the freshest strawberries imported from Nepal...

Ummm...did the question ever get answered?I stopped reading the article because it kept giving me the finger.

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

To make matters worse, Leaf was also drafted second overall in the prison football league draft behind Dirty Dick Danny.

the letter didn't specify how much more time he needed to prepare.

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

Jim Ross remembers Mick Foley's and the Undertaker's famous 1998 Hell in a Cell match.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Seems like Rice is cooked.

It isn't a gimmick because it just combines two age old aspects of the modern offense. Reading a defense and choosing the right option

In all fairness, "haul ass and move those goddamn' chains" might be confusing to someone who's never played RB before.

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

I wasn't aware of the spam that had been going on at Jezebel and after hearing about it I'm sympathetic to what they've been going through and hope it gets addressed. However, I also hope (and am pretty sure) the people spamming these images are just the same trolls as before and not Jezebel readers trying to act on…

You hit the nail on the head...ESPN's "equivalent speed" is solely based on the time it takes from the ball to reach the catcher from the picther's mound. The time is takes for a 70 MPH pitch to go 46 feet (Little League distance) is equivalent to the time it takes for a 95 MPH pitch to go 60 feet 6 inches (MLB…

Yeah, but I bet it took him less than 1,300 words to explain how to make a sandwich.

Hold on a sec.

"It was a good 12" will become the first phrase to appear on Hall of Fame plaques in two sports, for John Daly and Lawrence Taylor.

To be fair, that's one of the more difficult levels in Paperboy.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

In the meantime, they've done nothing to get taller chairs, drawing yet another controversy...this time, with the ire of the Little People of America