In the post-game press conference, Paige stated that the double-clutch was because he was actually going to pass to Brice Johnson, who was underneath, then he realized that he should do the 3 to tie....which is even more nutso...

100% on point. At least when it first was released (for me). Not anymore.

They most certainly are NOT when considering their collective symbolism of OPPRESSION and MISOGYNY.

I think we can agree that the natural position of rest for a toilet is “HOWEVER THE HELL I WANT IT TO BE”

Good point fuckface! (j/k)

I wish my writing was better. It’s one of those things that I’ve always wanted to sit down, take some time, and actually improve.”

I believe that back in the day (late 70's/early 80s) it was actually illegal. It wasn’t sold in the states and would be “casually included in luggage” coming back from Poland

From what I understand, the OPEC nations flooding the market was in response to the US increasing production on the domestic side. The OPEC nations decided “Oh yeah, well then let’s open up the spigots, bottom out the prices to spite the US....” I think it’s somewhat backfiring, and while prices will eventually go up,…

ha! no worries - didn’t see the other post......

Please also don’t make it sound as though these were off-the-cuff things said by Chris Rock.

Don’t forget the Jews as well (I believe it was 2 Asians and a Jewish boy who were the “accountants” for PWC).....

YUP - I’m stupid. I just checked again, and there are indeed holes (they were just nicely plugged so I didn’t see them. Chalk one up to ol’ poop-for-brains here......

YUP - I’m stupid. I just checked again, and there are indeed holes (they were just nicely plugged so I didn’t see…

Quick question: Are there computer monitor wall mounts? My dumb ass assumed that wall mounts are wall mounts, and was angered to see that the back of my new monitor has no such holes from the brackets!

Quick question: Are there computer monitor wall mounts? My dumb ass assumed that wall mounts are wall mounts, and…

While brilliant, now there’s the counter-strategy....

Crazy part is that there’s more than a few of those Winslow “moves”

Might as well throw “Jet” and “The Hives” in there as well...

The “mount” also appears to be circular, since right at the end when he falls and the phone lands on the snow, you can see it roll....

I know a lot about this guy that emailed his name is “hoss-dawg” and now a days he sticks to strickly weed he grows because he picked up some “stuff” that was laced one time and he wound up sleeping in a Doritos stand at 7-11 like ET. He’s legit but a little slow so that’s why people don’t believe him and call him a…

Not for nothing, but this is WAAAAAY too long a piece to describe the painfully obvious......the fact that it’s potentially necessary for the general rubes of the American Public is just sad.

This.