I second Belvedere, and also add Zubrowka.

That’s crazy. Our coach gave us signed pictures of himself at the end of the season too. He’s former HVAC’er Joe Gargiulo. Not the best coach ever, though - his subsequent jail time because of those pictures notwithstanding...

Amazingly a lot more often than you would think, especially in new construction malls/strip malls, where the parking spaces are mid-bogglingly narrow. Combine that with a-holes that decide they’re going to park on an (even slight) angle (either before or after you park), and you’re screwed .

Besides the other replies, I think there are a few other reasons why they’re (just about completely) different:

Just a random question. Did you have a budget (or max figure you were considering spending)? Because the simple answer is, “A wedding costs the amount of money you have to pay for it”.

The Al Bundy Parallax?

*Raises hand*

EmotionalFriend: *interpreted....

You’re assuming I read every comment in Deadspin. I don’t even think my joke was that funny....get over it. Ill star your poorly-constructed comment for ya so your butt feels better...

NOT the best a team can get...

Not for nothing (and this is only my 4th Father’s Day), but I’m hoping for a good 90-minute massage (a legit one). I left some hints, but they will surely be ignored, as does every other suggestion/comment/verbalization that I make....shit. maybe a noose or straightrazor will do.

Worst part about this is now the Lebronophiles have some lame excuse to lay their hat on.....

Thanks, and that makes sense. We use AMA style, which is likely in line with AP/Chicago for the most part........may explain why my Editors give me the stink eye every once in a while! :)

I’m not a grammar expert, but there’s a difference here that needs to be clarified:

It’s a good time. I’m not a crazy fan like my wife, but I’ve been to at least one show each summer tour for quite some time, and have always had an excellent time. Fans are great, the energy’s awesome, and the musicianship is on point every time.

Both my hands are dominant, BITCH!

Don't worry - I can pretty much guarantee that they won't suck, particularly if you're a fan. Just watched their Legends on Letterman set (my wife was in the audience), and they were very good....

OOOHHH!!! Let’s do the 2015 Top 25 NCAA Basketball recruits! Not too shabby.

I’ve put on my asbestos suit so don’t bother.

You dickwads are missing the point. Or points.