Awesome.

And congratulations to the BBW voters, who were enshrined as the fullest figures in butterball history.

This reminds me of Tempest.

That doesn't make BYU the ideal opportunity for Parker. Set aside the fact that he would be playing against the weaker end of Division I teams, which would not necessarily prepare him for higher-level pro competition.

even though this is the 2nd time they used this technique successfully. Right. R.I.F.

unfortunately, his other tattoo is in jeopardy, when he found out that Coach's real first name is "Icarus"

BALL DON'T LIE!!!

The Raiders D is quick with these, since in practice, Carson Palmer uses the "Laci!", "Conner!" audible to signify their dump-off options....

So arbitration is the last step in this long, drawn-out process. Innocence likely closes the matter for good. Lance "fights" the accusations for so long, and now, at this last stage, he decides, "you know what...this is a tiring witch-hunt, I can't do it anymore". Meanwhile the USADA is ready to go to this last…

It is quite large, and I'm not certain if it was deemed significant from a statistical standpoint (I can't access the full article).

This story sucks - only because I lost my iPhone last year in New Orleans, tracked it with Find My Iphone for weeks, AND got text messages from the bastard who had my phone (from HIS other phone) asking for $800 for its return. All the while cops said they couldn't do anything about it. Granted, they probably had…

Abe: "You want to bring it, Deadspin...........oh..........it's already been braten..."

How long does it take for the traverse to happen? And are there prime viewing areas (or is it anywhere where the sun is out at a particular time).....? I don't want to have to just be able to watch it online, if I can watch it myself (with appropriate means)....

The sad thing is that in order to placate/compromise, Lawmakers will "only keep record of 1 of the strands of DNA, and not the other", and the voting public will say, "oh, OK....that seems fair."

I experienced the Demonic Duo just last night -

+1

Your little guy's chest, however, falls right in a major leaguer's strike zone.

Misinterpretation due to sensational Giz headline...that about seems right.

Well how else are my lungs supposed to get their Vitamin D???? Now I'm in quite the quandary. Remove my homemade, mirrored intubation tube, or stop inhaling sunscreen?? They need follow-up studies STAT!!!!!

Also, besides the fact that these were lung cells, all this showed is that the zinc oxide + UV hastened the destruction of lung cells. Free-radical destruction of cells doesn't cause the cancer, it's the free-radical-induced mutation that does. This study doesn't show that at all. Therefore, this study shouldn't…