I'm surprised that the article cut out Rainbow Stand's last comment about the situation:

If "Golf Channel Coverage" is media-speak for "a bridge", I'm down.

Unfortunately, Miguel Cabrera can stay awake for an entire sixer....

Such haters. JJ Flopadopoulous wasn't gettin' his ankles broken, he was tryin' to draw a charge.

fuckaduck....edited for redundancy.

@Steve U: HA! +1

c'moooooooooooooon PAPER JAM.....

@Always Winning: +1

@Heliophage: No, that's not what the (and I loosely use this term) "author" of this post is saying.

To further solidify his new-found reputation, Burton is planning to transfer his donation to Foxwoods.

Ironically, Larsen was hit by one of his own creations.......

Holy crap. Listening to the audio, I didn't know whether I was listening to the Iron Sheik or an Al Qaeda manifesto.

The discovery of a rare Griffey card helped Albany police buy a burger.

@AzureTexan: You also forgot Georghe Muresan.

Here's one photo of Michael Cuddyer, right before "getting down".

Only 19 variations of "fuck" in that rant? Fucking amateur.

Oh, Now Sidney Ponson Has An Opinion on Jello Shots.

You know who else has an opinion on head shots that I could give a shit less about? Tyra Banks.

@summerisnotaverb: Unfortunately for this woman, a healthy baby isn't good enough - she's already got 3 healthy babies, and aborted two other potentially healthy babies.

My wife worked at a hedge fund in Manhattan, and they had these (I don't remember how many, but not many....perhaps only 1 or 2) available to employees.