workplace discipline can't occur until the workplace shutters for the year.

@Phintastic: +.81 the legal limit

@lauren_jo: You rang?

doubly skin-crawling for having been said of a naked Sam Cassell...

*YAWN*

Here's the shift of magnetic North over the past century. Interesting to see the acceleration of it recently.....

The good thing about this story is that this dildo-bomb dethroned the previous "World's Worst Christmas Present" - waking up next to Terry Allen Lester.

...but they'll get better at drinking. They're just juniors.

@UweBollocks: yowza. +1

I'll be "that guy" for a sec here.

I guess he blew all the residuals from My Giant on booze and coke....unfortunate.

@Gourmet Spud: Agreed. Carter's 2000 Slam Dunk set of dunks is arguably the top of all time.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: "years", "beers"...i guess either would suffice.

@UweBollocks: tres LeBon.

@FarmRaised: redacted. grr.

Can someone honestly explain to me how "Cougar Cross" sounds anything like a title for Rex Ryan's wife's video(s)? Except for the bad attempt to cross-link?

"Let Φ (a physical possibility structure) be a....

@freedomweasel: That play started with about 12 or so seconds left in the game.

Not for nothing, but are the same puns going to be used for every Rex article on here?

Lowell's on to something here. I compare GED grads to war criminals.