Only 19 variations of "fuck" in that rant? Fucking amateur.

Oh, Now Sidney Ponson Has An Opinion on Jello Shots.

You know who else has an opinion on head shots that I could give a shit less about? Tyra Banks.

@summerisnotaverb: Unfortunately for this woman, a healthy baby isn't good enough - she's already got 3 healthy babies, and aborted two other potentially healthy babies.

My wife worked at a hedge fund in Manhattan, and they had these (I don't remember how many, but not many....perhaps only 1 or 2) available to employees.

workplace discipline can't occur until the workplace shutters for the year.

@Phintastic: +.81 the legal limit

@lauren_jo: You rang?

doubly skin-crawling for having been said of a naked Sam Cassell...

*YAWN*

Here's the shift of magnetic North over the past century. Interesting to see the acceleration of it recently.....

The good thing about this story is that this dildo-bomb dethroned the previous "World's Worst Christmas Present" - waking up next to Terry Allen Lester.

...but they'll get better at drinking. They're just juniors.

@UweBollocks: yowza. +1

I'll be "that guy" for a sec here.

I guess he blew all the residuals from My Giant on booze and coke....unfortunate.

@Gourmet Spud: Agreed. Carter's 2000 Slam Dunk set of dunks is arguably the top of all time.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: "years", "beers"...i guess either would suffice.

@UweBollocks: tres LeBon.

@FarmRaised: redacted. grr.