I was thiiiiis close to voting for Owen, but decided to go with the hotter of the 2.

@skahammer: I'm a jerk as well. I'm also not well-to-do, so the more higher-denomination bills I gots, the better I feel....

I take the exact change thing one step further. I have a bunch of change in the car (silver coins are in a different spot than pennies), and even if I don't have exact change (particularly in the case where the cents part is over $.50), I'll give them enough change so that they have to give me quarters back. So if…

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: someone's got a case of the tuesdays....

@A Duck With a Lisp: Actually, after contemplating suicide last year, he's decided to continue on by supplementing his income via local broadcasts of Sacramento Kings games this season....

@Kid Canada: slide the sponge the opposite way you would to grate the cheese....and ONLY in that direction.

@DanKrouse: The problem is that the Israeli solution will never work here. One, there are SIGNIFICANTLY less airports in Israel than in the US, and it would take years and much $$$ for all of the groundwork to be installed. There are probably numerous other reasons as well.

Anyone for some chips and dip? CARLOS...get over here!

@vodkanaut: Pictured: Owner of the world's most useless yarmulke collection.

@Clamps: +1

Seems to me that the message is: if you resemble a particular actor/actress, you can be in a photo shoot that depicts an iconic scene containing that said actor/actress.

@ctfeet: Agreed 100%. This guy is a drama queen. If this was Sully, he would have gone thru the screening, told TSA he had metal hips, and if they required further "pat-downs" he would have slapped the TSA guy and told him to give it his best........

@d_r_e: Should the title of this post be "New study shows Chinese and Indian scientists are the most fraudulent." ?

Regardless of how unfair the NCAA rules are, they are just that. RULES. If you break 'em, you deal with it.

@StuckBetweenStations: holy crap. bow to you (for the ref) and hate you (i was thinking the same) at the same time

@I Like Cheap Beer: that's because Zenyatta was BORN a

actually, the Machine is the new bassist for his band 30 seconds to

Good. Fuck him. And DOUBLE good that his own douchebaggery

@zenneth: Pot smokers and math...not perfect together... :P

@waste.lander: And Randy Quaid goes to...