I'm especially fond of Ghostface Dakshinamurthi on the right. Protect ya naan, son.

Unfortunately, the camera stopped right before Ken proclaimed to the crowd.........

@ClueHeywood: Observe my avatar. Do that. :)

@The Krampus: Not only is it sincere, but in the 69 his Humpty Nose will ticker yer rear....

@sigma982: Iron Eyes Sharpe

People start double-standards; people can stop it....

@UweBollocks: No sir..I don't like it.

@President Camacho: +1 low T-score

I would have enjoyed subduing her.

Someone tell Jacory that Things Fall Apart finished shooting - Fitty don't need no stunt double no' mo'.

@pmtbmusic: I hear ya, and I agree for the most part. He's still 3rd in OPS+ amongst AL shortstops (for what that's worth), and it's one season out of however many he's played (his OPS+ just last year was one of his highest in his career. Yes, it's an "off" season, and it's unfortunately in his final contract year.…

Disclaimer: I am NOT a Yankee fan.

I thought his biggest regret was not having a vagina into which he could shove a Camel pack filled with coke and X...

@Holden Van Fleming: i agree with psybab, and House of Leaves was the first thing I thought of when I read this just now....

"he wants to....put the Philippines on the map, and his work ethic is better now than it was when I first got him out of that Nike sweatshop..."

MARITAL TRANSGRESSION (#2): I've always been jealous of Green Day's ill-perceived ability to punk.

Da'Sean, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

And Pujols is an honoree, why?

@Mr. Met's Morphine: or his anus.

@Daveinva: I figure you're exactly right. MLB teams are thinking there's possibly a pattern, which is why they're putting in these Fantasy Baseball-killing innings restrictions and Joba rules....