sidewaysisfaster
Sidewaysisfaster
sidewaysisfaster

Sounds like you’re personally agitated over this.  I won’t bother to engage, there’s some issue that’s gotten you really hot and bothered

I didn’t want this when I was a broke student in my 20s, I sure as hell don’t want one in my 40s 128,000 miles later at 10 grand. Crack pipe

When you see it slowed down the edge of the barrier is shaped like a ramp so the car literally caught air. A few feet forward and the car would have exploded into a million pieces.

I doubt it. I think it’s going to sell like everything else they make, including the pretty bland model 3

I couldn’t care less about Tesla. In fact, I’ve never even been in one until last Friday, when a friend of mine came by to show me his new Model Y. It seemed fine - fit and finish seemed perfectly normal, like any other modern car. Interior seemed well put together. I don’t think Telsa is stupid enough to release a

All the mindless drivel/garbage on the right of this center pane. I never noticed either until this post. Great job Gizmodo, really

The real story here is that 10,000 Land Rovers are in need of repair and off the road. If that isn’t a scathing indictment of the shitty build quality then I don’t know what is

Air Canada is, bar none, the scummiest and shadiest airline in existence. The people working there are total sociopaths protected by incredibly union-galvanized contracts so they do whatever they want whenever they want to customers. I was with my 8 month old and 2 year old, paid for a row altogether, and they insisted

Guns don’t kill people, Mario Van Peebles!!!

It’s beautiful. Tastefully done, great color palette, everything looks meticulous. But at that price, fuck it. You can get a new GX550 or Land Cruiser which will run circles around this thing in every conceivable metric and pocket the difference.

High five, my kind of story! LOL

Solution is simple - all social media and texting apps (Whatsapp, SMS, imessage etc) automatically block when you’re driving. In traffic 90% of the people I see in the neighboring cars on their phones are vertically scrolling through what looks like instagram or texting on a black/green app that looks like Whatsapp

It’s not like he’s a rape victim. He blindly followed google maps, which is notorious for fucking up 24/7, in the dark and launched his gladiator into orbit thanks to his lack of common sense

I’m sure the dude was good and liquored up when he Dukes of Hazzard’ed his stupid Jeep off the river bank and landed upside down in that creek 


Hopefully it was the original Robocop with the T10 thing that kills the guy in the office during the demonstration, and the dude that gets all deformed from the toxic waste and then splatters when he gets hit by the car

Meh ethnic families have kids’ bday parties and the whole gang of cousins and aunts and uncles show up. Loads of food and alcohol, adults upstairs and kids in the basement playing playstation until half of them pass out on the couch sucking their thumbs and the 2-3 last Mohicans are hopped up on cake and sugar

The gas station I go to preauthorizes up to $200 on any credit or debit card before use. Admittedly, pre-covid it was $150

Crazy story. I knew two brothers around age 35 or so, both retarded (some genetic syndrome, they had wide-set squinty eyes and were clearly cognitively multiple standard deviations below average, although sort of functional-ish in the real world, at least enough to use a cell phone and walk around the neighborhood and

If you flip the little lever upwards (where the gas pump handle normally rests when not in use) it ends the whole thing and stops the pump from flowing. You can’t flip it back down to resume, you have to restart the payment process etc.

Fuck yeah! Although I’d be terrified of the meth/AIDS blood from that nasty dude after he was shivved like an outcast inmate. Your friend’s wife is a boss, buy her a drink