Her first initiative should be to make sure all needy Eastern European “models” that come to the U.S. can find a wealthy husband and to help Donald set up a government agency to facilitate their resettlement to America. Cleary SeekingArrangement.com is not doing the job.

would it be fair to say that

As a Preds fan, it’s been hard watching these games because they are so close and the Sharks just edge them out. It’s also difficult because the Sharks are pretty un-hateable.

The key word in your first clause is ‘was’ and your second clause has been false since the 1964 Republican National Convention.

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

I’ve already remembered some of the guys from this oral history, but it did let me remember a new one: Mark Loretta.

Exactly. Contrary to the video commentary, I watched the clips from last night’s interviews and immediately thought “Holy cow, this kid is handling this really well. I would have been a panicked wreck having all of this unfold in front of the whole world with dozens of reporters in front of me.”

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

Yeah. — and potentially two guys (although it seems unlikely this is totally unrelated to his stepfather).

Walking out of Publix with crab legs down my shorts on one too many occasions has kept me out of the draft for the past 10 years. #whyyousofickledraft

I was wondering how long before someone implicated the Patriots in this.

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

Oh wow. With this response I thought you were the legendary Tomato Troll!

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

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Save time by just using someone’s Twitter that they already logged into.

This is even better than hockey memes.

“There’s no evidence any hacking took place. Unauthorized use of an account is not, on its own, hacking.”

The site that repeatedly refers to image macros as “memes” is suddenly getting strict about word meanings?

I think unauthorized use of a system is still hacking of sorts.