Annie Apple is the alternate-dimension Liz Lemon where her life is 100% together.

“So he’s now a homeless unemployed college dropout”

Yes, I have! And honestly, I didn’t believe the smegma stain with, “dwaynespeaksjive WUZ HEAR” written next to it was yours, but now that I see you are a real, live human it all makes sense!!!

I’ll admit, though, if I was in a gun class and I heard someone request specifically human-shaped targets, all the hairs on the back of my neck would stand up.

Samer: Well, that about settles it! Anything you want to add before we leave, Harry?
Harry: When’s my dad coming back?
Samer: Look man, we’ve been over this. A.J. doesn’t work here anymore.

There’s a truly harmful belief that the right to say something is the same as the right to have it taken seriously.

You must be married to my wife. +1

He and Lin should have a buddy cop tv show

I love Kemba Walker with my whole heart.

Ok, that’s a reasonable way to look at it.

Volvo’s “issue” is that a Level 3 autonomous system is inherently dangerous and shouldn’t be used at all, due to the allowance of distraction for the driver but reliance on the driver to take over in emergency conditions.

That was Cold Pizza, of which First Take was just one segment. The fat guy was The Schwab, who is probably the least despicable person to ever work at ESPN.

Your take completes me.

Didn’t the Schwab get unceremoniously shit canned by ESPN a few years ago? I loved that guy. Stump the Schwab was literal must-see TV for me in middle school.

You really don’t need to see it. Hell, even Renee Zellweger had her eyes closed through half the thing.

Eh, I compressed it into a 10 minute depression and now I feel healthy and fit.

Trophy wife with daddy issues? Shocker!!

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

Well that's a real shame. Boogie was planning to put his 13.1 oval sticker on his balls.

"Anyone who might recognize this champion runner is asked to help him get back home."