There weren’t. Fuck you for your stupidity.

I hope those guys enjoyed walking through as much as I enjoyed seeing them do it.

To be fair, it’s not all that likely that he’ll be knocking her up to get there.

Back when blocking shots hurt, it was a little easier to score. About half of Gretzky’s goals were big wind up slappers that he shot low and goalies flinched over them. And I don’t blame the goalies, guys were shooting in the 90s already and the chest pads didn’t really help.

This is a pointless semantics argument. The goal is flukey because it was a pass that hit a skate and usually passes don’t go in the net. I take your point, it’s not a fluke because they sustained pressure and therefore it’s not out of the ordinary to score with sustained pressure. Everyone that speaks English and…

Think that’s just his last at bat at Yankee stadium, isn’t it?

I don’t follow much basketball, but I know the argument well. It sounds something like “derpa, derpa, travelling, derpa, fundamentals, something or other, back in my day...” and then my grandpa tells me he actually prefers women’s college basketball because they play the game the right way. Next Thanksgiving we rinse…

You don’t understand math or accounting. Most athletic departments “lose” money because they have an incentive to spend it all. They also fly coaches around on private jets in many cases and almost every state university pays a coach more than any other state employee makes. There’s plenty of slack in the system and…

At the very least, should have tried: 2 Browns 1 Bowl.

I’d love to see examples of that actually working. Because it wouldn’t. Is this one of those states? Are you an attorney? Do you have a single example of anyone getting their resisting arrest charge thrown out because the arrest was unlawful?

God the takes this is going to draw from the ESPN types will burn with the fire of a thousand suns.

So, he’s not only rumored to have had sex with one of his players, but also to have knocked her up, after getting her to transfer from Marquette where he was also her coach. Holy fucking stupid.

Why did my comment decide it was a quote? WTF Kinja?

as a P.S., I can’t believe how much useful discussion of your taxes is happening in this comment section. Adequate Man is a helpful place, I guess.

That works too. I had the same issue two years ago, but last year we had twins, with no change on my W-4, I took out plenty of taxes this year and loaned my good ol’ Uncle Sam like five grand. Oops.

Ditto hockey. And it’s more violent than the other two (and can have much worse travel with the Canadian cities). 66 or so regular season games would be fine in hockey too, and considering how far scoring has fallen it wouldn’t really hurt chances of getting to scoring records either... those are already impossible.

Baseball is interesting to me. It doesn’t have to be interesting to you. That’s, I think, the point here. What’s the point of the comment that we’re all replying to? Baseball is intricate, and what is interesting about it to people that played or have followed closely for a long time is also what makes it boring to…

They decide how much tax to take out based on what you put on your W-4. If you are really keen on making zero interest loans to the government each year (i.e. having “enough” taxes taken out), you can amend that form by probably just asking HR at your work. This is not something your employer did wrong, you probably…

How many of your friends did you report to the IRS so that you could win that bar argument? If the answer is 0, you’re not trying hard enough.