So unless I celebrate stealing when Apple does it, and condemn it elsewhere, I have failed your objectivity test? Got it. Yeah, you don't sound like a fanboy *at all.*

"Your opinion about the Xerox thing is pretty debatable"

I got it.

Obviously the rest of the world suddenly accelerated to near-light speed, while Staples Center remained stationary. The delay was simply the result of relativistic time dilation. What's the big deal?

It must be hard to get because I'm so dim.

"I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this."

"And no, increasing public health care costs isn't a good reason to ban this stuff— it's a good reason *not to socialize health care.*"

I *think* Ron Paul's position is not that he'd legalize drugs, but rather that he'd return the control over that decision to each state?

"Sativex has already been approved in the UK, Spain, Canada, and New Zealand..."

Yup.

Don't forget, all refurbs from Apple also come with free Kool-Aid.

"Kane was the undisputed star of All-Star weekend"

Funny that you should respond - it was your post I was thinking of. The advice goes like this: I know I haven't been taking good care of myself and notice my pants are a little snug. Fixing the cause (i.e. taking better care of myself) is preferable to addressing the symptom (by getting bigger pants.)

Guys - the pants are a metaphor. Mr. Money is saying you should deal with root causes, not symptoms.

Q: "What animal would you be if you could be any animal?"

The thing is, Microsoft did. It's slow breaking, but it's coming.

This.

+1

You honestly believe the iPad "revolutionized the world?" Baffling.

Joe forgot his tie-downs. #jerseyed