Look: I like the first Resident Evil movie. Yes, it's bad. Sometimes very bad. But for all the ridiculous and stupid things that happen on screen, it still has a scene where a guy gets cut into tiny pieces by a sweet laser grid.

Goons get called "thugs" all the time in hockey, but a two-second google search (mine yielded 1.4 million hits) might have slowed down your rush to pile on hockey for whatever reason. Check the interview with Doug "The Thug" Smith, who inspired the movie 'Goon' - http://www.gongshowgear.com/blog/2012/03/a…

I just came here to say "cock butter."

Did they accidentally ship jerseys that didn't have fake laces drawn on them?

It's actually "Down the hills and round the bends."

"Mashing to mastery" sounds like the Arkham games to me.

It's going to take a long time to bail that much water one cup at a time.

Keeping FB useful is even simpler than ruthlessly hiding people if you don't add friends who aren't actually, you know, *friends.*

Would feel more authentic if it was in split-screen with an NBA game on the other half.

Kinja is still terrible. Gawker's experiment to make comments impossible to see/use continues apace.

How can fuckface be losing? Best curse word ever.

"You did nothing on that play aside from standing by the net. In fact, you are the screen..."

This. So many times.

"...in a sport that's built on violence and binge drinking."

The hit wasn't explicitly dirty, or any kind of dirty. No charge, no jump, no head-hit. Totally clean.

I like that 'John Carter' doesn't make the best or worst list. That flick was the definition of forgettable.

**Snicker**

Have to look elsewhere to find someone to weep for a child molester who can't play online games anymore. That fucker is lucky to be drawing oxygen, in my books.

Psh. We don't have music in Canada.

Did he tap out?