When you’re a stranger.

It makes seem smile to see people being happy without reservation. Every small moment of joy over the last four years felt fleeting because there was an orange cloud of anxiety casting a shadow over our hearts. There is still a lot of work to do, but we now have hope for the future.

“Dance, Monkeys! Dance for your hours!” -fucking Gamestop execs.

I mean, this is the Right Answer. I guess we tend to hew to a good-guy/bad-guy binary, but it’s very weird seeing people take the fact that Heard injured Depp to mean a complete turn of the tables, that he’s entirely innocent.

What if...and believe me, this is a big what if...both Depp and Heard are abusive, disgusting garbage people?

How I Met Your Mother is the Dexter of sitcoms.

While we're at it, fuck How I Met Your Mother too. 

That hatred was perfectly justified. That goes double for ‘True Blood’, and triple for ‘Sons of Anarchy’.

i remember turning off dexter in the very first episode when he looked down at an empty box of donuts and went ‘empty, just like my soul.

And then Scott Buck, the showrunner for those horrible final three seasons, was given the chance to ruin Inhumans and Iron Fist.

If we’re being honest, the show as never that good to begin with. It started out with an interesting premise in the first couple of seasons, but it was way too chickenshit to actually let that premise play out.

Well, where better to use a cellphone than in a cell? It’s right there in the name.

I have as much animosity towards McFarland as anyone who wasn’t directly conned by him could/should, but jesus christ... solitary confinement? Can’t a judge just issue some kind of injunction against him giving interviews that could be used for profitable enterprises?

Sorry but I have to say, to you, this is the exact reason I came here to post this. Especially with CBB adjacent Jon Daly. The Monster Fuck is the best, always.

I would be surprised to find out that he wasn’t Trump’s speech writer.

I had entirely forgotten the main character’s name is Harry Hole. Pity it didn't do well in they could have had a crossover hit with Jack Reacher. 

Well, it’s no “Monster Fuck”.

Always thought Spike Fonzarelli, Fonzie’s fourteen-year-old cousin (played by Danny Butch), was way cooler than Scott Baio’s Chachi character.

Ah yes, the "good morals" shown by not being able to find the parents of 545 kids your guy forcefully separated apart. The "good morals" of continuing to attack a governor who had an attempt on her life made on her. The "good morals" of denying people the right to vote, or attacking a father for loving his flawed…

This quote got me thinking about the trajectory of the Republican party over the last thirty or forty years. At one point, back in the 90s at least, Republicans were trying to claim the mantle of Eisenhower’s America, but does anyone associate the current Republican party with 1950s America anymore?

It seems like the…