Zack Snyder and WB are going to set a Hollywood record for flopping hard and losing a ton of money ***twice with the same film.***

Imagine a train wreck, but instead of grinding to a halt after plowing through an elementary school, the train wreck starts moving again, crashes through an old folks’ home, causes another train to derail, and then somehow votes for Trump.

Also, needless to say, Jared Leto is a douchebag who should be fired into the sun.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, multiple sources have confirmed that Leto has joined Zack Snyder’s reshoots that will flesh out the original film—finished by Joss Whedon after Snyder left the project—and deliver his definitive version, which will reportedly cost $70 million and unfold across four hours. Wow! Why…

an elaborate tantrum designed by a teenager

Oh my God I will literally pay someone not to ever have to hear about this thing again

Well that’s what I get for asking how this movie could possibly get worse.

Joker is an elastic character. There have been a bunch of different takes on him with various degrees of success and failure (I’m partial to Heath Ledger and John Dimmagio).

A climactic encounter with another prominent Republican pushes further while still going more or less where the audience might expect, toward an incident that would constitute a front-page embarrassment five or 10 years ago.

I feel like seeing this in theaters, that was the big screaming/laughing/holy shit moment. I had multiple different people recall to me their experiences of having a packed theater just LOSE THEIR MINDS during that sequence. Definitely not the most pointed or satirical moment of that movie, but I’d argue that it’s a…

But...from what? What response was necessary? He lost a hypothetical “worst Chris” poll—the only people who could possibly give a shit are, well, thin-skinned, constant validation-seeking celebrities.

I think all these defenses are making him look more pathetic than the original poll.  It would have gotten no attention if they didn’t all call attention to it.

Guy’s friends defend guy, news at 11

Jonathan Banks as a world weary Barney and you have all my money.

I can’t wait for Sonic to interview Sora.

Third, he’s been a successful voice actor for forever now.

His interview, twenty years from now, with Baby Yoda will be intense.

That makes Joe Cool the Stefan of Peanuts.

It was great when it was about the kids. But Snoopy is the Urkel of Peanuts.