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God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

We don’t deserve Dolly Parton.

As part of the straight white male quotient Captain America here decided to pipe up and speak for, let me be the first to say right back at him:

Bbecause he’s “not a racist!” But just fine with being a homophobic asshat.

Why did he feel the need to bring up his black friends after calling someone “a queer?”

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.

Regardless of the ethnicity this was beyond gross. With the number of school shootings that have occurred in this country what in the country fuck was this moron thinking? Really you couldn’t think of anything better? Can Alabama just go already?

Indian appeals more to younger folks. When they think of Harley they think of the “loser-dentist-from-the-suburbs” customers and don’t want to be associated with them.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

I have owned bikes in the past but don’t own one right now. If I was looking for a big cruiser, I would go Indian or Triumph. I just find the Harley image really distasteful. It is a bunch of wannabe tough guys wearing black t-shirts with “edgy” slogans on them. 

...these are the same people who don’t want to embrace alternative media (i.e., Netflix, Amazon Films, etc.)

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

the five phases of Guys

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

This show seized on the fraudulent, grotesque hucksterism of mega-churches and had a ball lampooning their existence in many ways true and added such profanely hilarious and extremes that I did stay with it.

“Save that piss for my chest.”