shutupfartknocker
Cornholio's Lost Burner Lives On
shutupfartknocker

Make a new font and name it Idiot Sans.

He looks like someone started melting a younger Jon Lovitz.

You could give the Democratic leadership a pot full of water and a hot stove, but they’d still manage to fuck up making it boil. 

Also, it’s like nobody knows where to look. They are clearly not all staring at the same giant screen...

There should be either a 1 in front of the 6 or a zero after it. 

100% chance she refers to all Latinx people as “Mexican.”

More appropriate:

Don’t forget the astonishingly racist “Soul Man.”

Holy shit. There was probably nothing but a red cloud of vapor after that. Using a gun that costs in the thousands to shoot a small animal with a round that costs a couple bucks a piece. Overcompensation is real...