shutupfartknocker
Cornholio's Lost Burner Lives On
shutupfartknocker
Nov 21
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Make a new font and name it Idiot Sans.

Nov 15
3

He looks like someone started melting a younger Jon Lovitz.

Oct 28
12

You could give the Democratic leadership a pot full of water and a hot stove, but they’d still manage to fuck up making it boil. 

Oct 28
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Also, it’s like nobody knows where to look. They are clearly not all staring at the same giant screen...

Oct 8
6

There should be either a 1 in front of the 6 or a zero after it. 

Sep 6 2019
13

100% chance she refers to all Latinx people as “Mexican.”

Sep 5 2019
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More appropriate:

Aug 30 2019
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Don’t forget the astonishingly racist “Soul Man.”

Aug 28 2019
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Holy shit. There was probably nothing but a red cloud of vapor after that. Using a gun that costs in the thousands to shoot a small animal with a round that costs a couple bucks a piece. Overcompensation is real...